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SHIPPABLE: Poo Poo Platter!

$94.99

(6 customer reviews)

Purchases will be shipped in the order they’re received 🙂 Average wait before shipping will be up to 4 weeks due to demand for all these items, and will come with tracking. Buy now to get in line!

SHIPPING TO US/CANADA ONLY!!

NOTE: Postal services are bottlenecked in general because of all the extra online mailing people are doing during these times, so BE WARNED that postal services may delay your package! Stuff like brownies and muffins hold up best during this time! Otherwise, be warned! 🙂

Yum! A box filled with my delicious Poo Poo Platter delivered straight to your door! Comes with 1 Poo Brownie, 1 Blueberry Butt Muffin, 2 Poo-Nut Butter Cups, 1 Chocolate Shit Cookie Sandwich, and 2 Twinkies, with all videos of how I make each treat (except Blueberry Butt Muffins, which are brand new! Video coming soon) included at a $15 discount 🙂 You’re going to be so full of my delicious, chocolatey treats and just bursting at the seams with my shit! All vacuum sealed and shipped discreetly!

PRO-TIP! In summer time: when your treats arrive in the mail, throw them in the fridge/freezer for a while before taking them out of the vacuum seal package, then enjoy! *Note, vacuum sealing the treats will compress the treats a little*

HEALTH DISCLAIMER: While healthy poop can be used for life-saving medical treatments (such as for Fecal Microbiota Transplants) poop is still poop 🙂 And I like to do my extreme kinking on the informed side. So here’s a little bit about me: I’m STD/HIV/HEP/parasite free (yes, I got tested before selling my poo, and get annual testing! Am currently in a monogamous relationship and we’ve both been tested and are clear) I also eat a mostly organic, non-vegetarian diet with lots of veggies and probiotics 🙂

Please note that while I’ve done my part to make sure that eating and playing with my poop falls in the realm of reasonably safe (and my years of good track record don’t hurt! Hundreds of people have enjoyed my shit with no issues) that *no* sex act is 100% risk free, and that includes poop play 🙂

Some general precautions include freezing poop when you’re not enjoying it, and DO NOT taste/eat poop in general when you have any cuts/sores in or around your mouth (don’t floss 12 hours before/after eating poo for this reason) or smear if you have *any* nicks, cuts or scrapes on your body to avoid possible infection (same as when you’re gardening in the dirt!) Also, playing with anyone else’s poop besides your own when you have a compromised immune system is not recommended as it increases risk overall 🙂 And as for hygiene, please make sure to soap up thoroughly afterwards, spray your tub/shower with a water/bleach solution after when you clean up, and use lots of mouth-wash! Pro tip: Lavender and mint soaps help mask the smell <3 Be safe, sane, and enjoy!

All of the following downloads are included when you purchase:
Download #1:
Length: 10:34s
Resolution: 1920x1080
Download Format: mp4
File Size: 537 MB
Download #2:
Length: 9:00s
Resolution: 1920x1080
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File Size: 493 MB
Download #3:
Length: 22:46s
Resolution: 1920x1080
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File Size: 849 MB
Download #4:
Length: 19:21s
Resolution: 1920x1080
Download Format: mp4
File Size: 779 MB

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6 reviews for SHIPPABLE: Poo Poo Platter!

  1. Philip
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    Delicious shocking sweet bitter cocoa flavor in my order, I was very lucky to receive such dense
    consistency despite the melting in the mail unmatched flavor of what tasted of dark musky thick dense “chocolate”, twinkie much the same delicious fudge “chocolate” First try for a full bundle well worth the value and more the fill of scrumptious scat treats you’ll love beyond imagination, you lick it all up not a bit left.

  2. fucknose
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    Highly recommended. My platter arrived quickly in robust and discreet packaging and one week on I am still enjoying the contents. An excellent value way to sample Rachelle’s treats and to decide which are your favourites. I have already decided which are mine and will definitely be ordering again!

  3. Dominocad
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    100% recommended. Extremely delicious!!!!!!

  4. Castor
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    I have ordered a Poo Poo Platter for the second time. I am very satisfied again. The cookie is great. If you take a piece in your mouth and suck the sweet part, Mistress Rachelle’s pure shit is left. I kept this pure shit in my mouth for a long time, chewed it and swallowed it piece by piece, that was so delicious!

  5. L
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    Wow this is hevan it’s all you need I can’t wait for my second batch the smell and taste are unforgettable definitely worth it life changing. 👌😋

  6. Michael
    5 out of 5

    (verified owner):

    I was apprehensive at first. Thought I’d drink a couple glasses of wine to get up my courage once it arrived. But, when I opened the package, then decided on the Poo-Nut Butter cup first, I got pretty excited. I smelled it, and it smelled so much like chocolate, peanut butter, and that delightful funkiness. And, oh my, when I unwrapped it. The entire middle of it was poo. “Just do it, don’t think about it” I told myself, and took a big bite. It was amazingly delicious, and I knew I was hooked. I had the rest in a makeshift freezer outside in a cooler on a winter day, thinking, “What am I going to do with the rest? Put it in the freezer?” But, I knew the rest wasn’t going to last. Every half hour, I’d run back to the cooler and find the next treat to eat. I tried to pace myself, but the moment I’d licked my teeth clean, I wanted to go back for more. The only thing I was disappointed in were the cookies. Not because they weren’t delicious, but because there wasn’t much poo in them, hehe. So, I ordered a load of scat straight up to meet my craving. The muffin didn’t look like much, since the poo was blended in so well, but it smelled and tasted fantastic. Nice, strong, funky odor and taste. Similar with the brownie: Looks just like a brownie, but nice strong smell and flavor of that something extra. Even had the occasional bean casing or lentil fragment (I’m guessing) that I’d lick out of my teeth for a sudden burst of flavor. The twinkies were wonderful too, since the cake and icing part aren’t heavily flavored, so it’s mostly sugar- and vanilla-flavored poo. I was giddy with how pleased I was with the result. Even after ordering a load of scat along with pee, I impulse bought another platter. Definitely want to experience this again! Thanks, Rachelle

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