My delicious poop right at your doorstep! 🙂
Purchases will be shipped in the order they’re received 🙂 Average wait before shipping will now be 4-5 weeks per turd Price has just hiked due to HIGH demand. Buy now to get in line! 🙂 If you want poopy goods faster, order my other treats!
SHIPPING TO US/CANADA ONLY!!
NOTE: Postal services are bottlenecked in general because of all the extra online mailing people are doing during these times, so BE WARNED that postal services may delay your package! Stuff like brownies and muffins hold up best during this time! Otherwise, be warned! 🙂
**IF YOU WANT A VIDEO of me shitting out the turd I send you, you can order a custom video, minimum 10 minutes. Check my “Custom Video” page for rates/info! If you ask for a custom video of your poop, you’ll get what I poop during the shoot. I always try to have big poops, but variation happens**
If you have any questions shoot me a PM! If you’re an international buyer let’s see if we can work something out ?
About me: I’m STD/HIV/parasite free (yes, I got tested before selling my poo!) and eat a mostly organic, non-vegetarian diet with lots of probiotics
Please note: I *always* get requests for my “biggest” poop… SO! Let me be up front and just say that I’m always trying to make sure I produce big, nice turds, but it’s not always something I can control, and I don’t hold my shit to make the load bigger or harder–it’s extremely painful for me, I’m also in demand, and I just can’t. I can easily avoid mailing wet/small poop but I can’t “custom make” your load. even less so if you want the shit I shat for you in a custom video. I usually shit every day, so if you’re pleased with the size and quality of my poop from the way it looks in my vids/thumbnails, then you’re good! If you REALLY want extra poop, then buy two loads! If you “have” to have a hard or super-hard load, move along. My Poop is regularly a Type 4 on the Bristol Chart!
PRO-TIP! When it’s summer and it’s HOT, so when your treats arrive in the mail, throw them in the fridge/freezer for a while before taking them out of the vacuum seal package, then enjoy!
HEALTH DISCLAIMER: While healthy poop can be used for life-saving medical treatments (such as for Fecal Microbiota Transplants) poop is still poop! And I like to do my extreme kinking on the informed side. So here’s a little bit about me: I’m STD/HIV/HEP/parasite free (yes, I got tested before selling my poo, and get annual testing! Am currently in a monogamous relationship and we’ve both been tested and are clear) and eat lots of veggies, grains, fruits and probiotics 🙂 PLEASE NOTE: I WON’T MAKE LIFESTYLE CHANGES TO MAKE YOU A “CUSTOM” TURD! I’ve always said this, but recently I’ve been forced to spell this out further–this includes catering to allergies, etc. This means if you have allergies that must be catered to, don’t buy from me! I eat what I eat, and I shit what I shit. You have been warned!! 🙂
Please note that while I’ve done my part to make sure that eating and playing with my poop falls in the realm of reasonably safe (and my years of good track record don’t hurt! Hundreds of people have enjoyed my shit with no issues) that *no* sex act is 100% risk free, and that includes poop play
Some general precautions include freezing poop when you’re not enjoying it, and DO NOT taste/eat poop in general when you have any cuts/sores in or around your mouth (don’t floss 12 hours before/after eating poo for this reason) or smear if you have *any* nicks, cuts or scrapes on your body to avoid possible infection (same as when you’re gardening in the dirt!) Also, playing with anyone else’s poop besides your own when you have a compromised immune system is not recommended as it increases risk overall. And as for hygiene, please make sure to soap up thoroughly afterwards, spray your tub/shower with a water/bleach solution after when you clean up, and use lots of mouth-wash! Pro tip: Lavender and mint soaps help mask the smell <3 Be safe, sane, and enjoy!