Tch! I’m so sick of you leaving your crap around my house whenever you visit, and this time you’re leaving your stupid hat on the toilet? You know, I’m really tired of your bullshit. Maybe I should just toss this… Actually, you know what? Since I came in here to take a shit, I’m just going to take a shit in your hat instead, and see how YOU like it when you have to put up with my crap instead. There, don’t you think my shit in your hat is an improvement? If you wear it you really WILL be a shit head! Hmm… you know, I’m pretty surprised… the smell is actually kind of turning me on… *sniiiiifff* Mmmmm… you know, I think I’ll have a little fun with this hat first….. and then see if you’re even worth getting it back after.