These sandals of mine have walked all over the world! And now they’re super worn and stinky from my travels … I sniff them and tell you how much they stink, and make you sniff them, too. Then I give my stinky sandals a proper send off but shitting all over them–much better than just donating or throwing them away, don’t you agree? Mmm, my shit stinks so good, now my sandals are even stinkier!! I put them back on, loving how warm and smooshy my shit feels between my toes, mmm. I wriggle my toes around in my shit while showing them off before going off for one last walk in them 😉 You’ll never know the kind of fun I’ve had unless you’ve walked a mile in my shoes!