I love it when men actually book me to eat my shit. Really. They pay me: to let them eat my shit. I LOVE it! It’s so rich, and of course, I’m more than happy to oblige. This time, you’ve booked me for a 3 day weekend, and you’re in luck babe–I’m a daily shitter. So get under my throne and open your mouth wide, slave. You’re going to have nothing but my hot raw poop to eat for the next three days.