I’ve just finished a workout and came over to the table to sit down and relax, and see you sitting there as if you were expecting something from me. How dare you wait here as if I *owe* you anything, slave. You deserve to be punished for not being a good slave! Open up your mouth, loser–I’m going to suffocate you with my nasty FARTS! I shake my ass and mock you for finding my farts sexy–I even fart out a turd and have you eat it for me–this is all your good for, you worthless loser. Now huff my ass, slave, and thank your Mistress for even giving you the time of day to let her smell her farts and eat her shit, you loser.