Oof, I’m so bloated and gassy! I gotta rip some nasty, stinky tofu farts before I go to my yoga class. I push and push over and over again as gas leaks and chirps and bubbles and gurgles and blasts out my tight little stinker, my farts getting louder and louder as I keep going, and waft all those scents and smells towards you, waving my stink in your face with a laugh. Whew! Smells like a health food store in here 🙂 You like those tofu farts don’t you, weirdo? Make sure to huff them up for me then, and clean up my little tofu shart, too!