I ate like, a BUNCH of tofu dogs for lunch (shut up! I was hungry…) but now I think I should have stuck with regular hot dogs >_< that tofu diet is giving me a lot of GAS! It’s SO painful and I can’t stand it… I blow ass over and over again my in tight spandex leggings, and they STINK! I eventually roll around on the floor in pain while farting over and over again–stop laughing at me! I give you a big fart to smell but wind up sharting my carpet… FUCK! I told you to shut the hell up, asshole! I’m sticking this ass RIGHT in your nose and I’m gonna GAS YOU til you CHOKE!